League of Legends Parodies

by Ryan Kendall

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This is where I will be putting all my downloadable League of Legends parodies! :D

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released February 12, 2013

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Track Name: All About That Jayce
Because you know my team is back at base, back at base, no trouble.
The whole team's at the base, at the base, no trouble.
They're AFK at base, at the base, no trouble.
I'll 1v5 as Jayce, I got Jayce Jayce Jayce Jayce.

Yeah, it's pretty clear I ain't no diamond 2.
But I kill Shaco Shaco, make you so slow with Q
'Cause I bring the boom boom that makes the ground quake
Shoot balls, and then dunk in all of their faces.
I see that icey queen, (uh huh) trying to b to shop. (uh huh)
I'll hit her with my steel, my E will make her stop.
Wish I had tele, tele, (Uh-huh) and it was up.
'Cause every tower's getting so wrecked
From the bottom to the top.

Yeah the pro players tell me don't worry about allies.
If they annoy you a little, they're noobies. Farm gold and fight!
You know I'm getting so sick of these losses I'll uninstall.
So if trolling's you business then go 'head and queue alone.

Because you know my team is back at base, back at base, no trouble.
The whole team's at the base, at the base, no trouble.
They're AFK at base, at the base, no trouble.
I'll 1v5 as Jayce, I got Jayce

I'm pinging to go back.
Wish I knew where their quinn and twitch was at.
Now they're just playin' 'cause they think I'm bad.
And I can tell you every inhib's getting so wrecked
from the bottom to the top.

Yeah the pro players tell me that I need to compromise.
But when the whole team is missing and I'm left with 1v5
You know I can't just surrender the game's been 10 minutes long.
Now my whole team is dancing yeah they've been there all along.

Because you know I'm going back to base, back to base, no trouble.
We're dancing at the base, at the base, no trouble.
The enemy's in base, in our base, no trouble.
I hit them in the face, 'cause I'm Jayce.

Because you know I'm all about that Jayce, 'bout that Jayce, not Trundle,
I smashed them in the face, put in their place, got a double.
And now I'm gonna chase, it's a race, two doubles,
I pentad them at base, in our base.

Because you know I'm all about that Jayce, 'bout that Jayce, no trouble.
I'm all up in their base, it's just Jayce, no trouble.
Their team is at their base, stuck in place, no trouble.
They AFKd at base, at their base.
Track Name: I Knew You Were Trolling
Once upon a time, a few ranked games ago,
I was in a queue and I wanted mid solo,
You pick before me, before me, before me-e-e-e-e.
I guess you didn't care, and you didn't wanna chat,
But you wanted to invade, and no one else wanted that,
So you went without me, without me, without me-e-e-e-e

Now his tower's long gone. And he says he's gonna feed.
And I realize the blame is on me.

I knew you were trolling when you locked in,
It's a shame on me I
Should have dodged but I just let the game begin
Now were goin' down, oh
I knew you were trolling when you locked in,
It's a shame on me I
Should have dodged but I just let the game begin
Now we're lying on the cold, hard ground.

No apologies, he'll always watch you die,
Pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why,
We're losing, we're losing, we're losing.
Now I heard that Baron's up, but so's the other team,
You go face check a bush, say wards will help us see,
Well now I see, now I see, now I see-e-e-e-e.

All our towers: long gone, and we're all gonna feed.
And I realize, the joke is on me.

*chorus*

As their Pony's fear comes creepin' in.
You say you've never won mid, or top,
Or anywhere or any games, yeah yeah!

*chorus*
Track Name: Free Farming
She’s a good girl, loves getting last hits.
Holds her lane well, buys wards too.
Calls M.I.A.s right when they happen
Zones their carry so he can’t get through.

As our jungler comes out a bush,
Shot her arrow right into his face.
He was hopeless, so top lane went to help him,
Didn’t realize my creep score’s insane.

‘Cause I’m free, free farmin’!
Yeah I’m free, free farmin’!

It was useless; we got their mid tower,
Now she’s bottom, wrecking them too.
They need more help, leave me by myself
There is only one thing to do,

Yeah I’m free, free farmin’!
Yeah I’m free, free farmin’!

Wanna buy stuff with all of this money,
Want a banshee’s, maybe more health,
Gonna free farm until someone stops me,
It’s a good thing that no one’s got stealth.

‘Cause I’m free, free farmin’!
Yeah I’m free, free farmin’!
Track Name: As Long As You Buff Me
We're under pressure,
Seven million people in the world solo queuin'
But we're queued together,
Nah don't worry guys, yeah we both know what we're doin'.
But hey now, the load screen,
We both know that's an OP team,
But I'll take my chances.

As long as you buff me
You could play Jarvan, maybe Soraka, just use your ult.
As long as you buff me,
No, you're not that dumb, don't get those last hits, I need the gold,
As long as you bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buff me.
As long as you bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buff me.

I'll be your solider,
Getting every last hit in the lane for the team, I
Can't hold the tower
TF's usin' Destiny, let's try to get these guys.
So don't miss, don't die, and try not to last hit that guy,
'Cause I need those kills!

As long as you buff me
You could play Jarvan, you could play Nunu, I love his ult
As long as you buff me,
We could rank platinum, maybe just silver, if we're lucky, gold.
As long as you bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buff me.
As long as you bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buuuu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buff me.

I dunno if this makes sense, but uh...you're my Jannalujah
Gimme a time and lane, I'll rendezvous and I'll buy wards too
I'll beat ya there
Girl you know I bought two.
Us, trust,
A couple words this game has forgot! (ooh!)
We dominatin' this game 'cause that's just how we do,
Use to say that no one's peelin' now the peelin's 'cause of you.
Now we face checkin' like whoa (Oh Garen!)
Ult is up, I'll shoot,
Ask me how'd that guy died? I stand back and point at you, you, you
The one that I argue with feel like I need a new support to bottom with
But dat Ashe ain't always better than who I decide,
I pick who wanna pick
So I know, we got issues baby true, true, true,
But I'd rather practice here with you
Than to go ahead and bot in solo queue
As long as you buff me.

Chorus
Track Name: I'll Cry
I go callin' out the middle
I'll cry just a little
If you do not let it go.
Oh no! You just stole the middle!
I'll cry just a little
And I'll never let it go

Guess you didn't care from whom you steal, now I'ma be trollin'
Fiddle double middle that is how I'ma be rollin'
Can't let go, I got champs to be controllin'
Line up all the minions, knock 'em down just like I'm bowlin'
This is my lane, I will not be strollin'
Every now and then, though, in the river I'm patrollin'
Quit the cajolin', I won't be consolin',
Back to the Proving Ground is where you'll be enrollin'.
Little Lulu got me feelin' like a giant here,
Put you in The Box, just to flash away, that's was Thresh
Send my regards to the guy who was just suppressed,
Ain't worried about the carries but the tanks are restless
Get mad 'cause our Rengar bought a Bone Necklace,
Get reported, everybody says I'm playing reckless,
You and I know that calling lanes is not oppressive,
Oh no, I can't stop, I was destined

I go callin' out the middle
I'll cry just a little
If you do not let it go.
Oh no! You just stole the middle!
I'll cry just a little
And I'll never let it go

Ya'll know, I called out the middle
I'll cry just a little
If you do not let it go.
Oh no! You just stole the middle!
I'll cry just a little
And I'll never let it go.

My mana bucket, still got two Tears in it,
That's OP on the tattooed rogue, i'n' it?
Get depressed 'cause the skins don't ever fit it,
But TF kills 'em all with a gold ticket,
Blue Nexus is ours, somebody hit it!
Sacrifice just to get a kill, that's our b'iness
Goin' all in not regarding the hatin' critics.
Dorans never when I'm rich, just right to Needless,
Look at me fearin', minion wave clearin',
Everyone's jeerin', even top Garen,
Tried to tell the team, I'm goin' mid to clear it,
Thank e, w, and q, yeah my skills did it.
But my team couldn't hold our inhib, dammit.
Thirty minutes and we thought we could never win it.
Tryin'a live, tryin'a figure how their towers vanish
No cheers, just GG, now time to finish.

Chorus

When I need a healin' I make a wish to the ceilin' I see the stars fallin' down
Soraka's ult hits me now
When I need a healin' and no one seems to be peelin' I see the stars fallin' down
Soraka's ult hits me now.
When I need a healin' I just look up to the ceilin' I see the stars fallin' down
Soraka's ult hits me now
When I need a healin' and no one seems to be peelin' I see the stars fallin' down
Soraka's ult hits me now.
Track Name: Surging Tides
Lyrics:
I was scared of Nocturne in the dark.
I was scared of minion's hurled from Syndra's altercation.
All my friends have turned to greed.
They're in position to assist the other team.
Oooh.
Oooh. And they kind of suck.

AD, running around with Surging Tides,
Getting away from the Dark Bind,
I wouldn't leave you left there, man.
I buff you, when you're pingin' that Braum and
I gotta jump on this Cho, 'cause
You're gonna try to run wrong.

Here's a move I really think you'll like:
When I decide to hit the bubble all you do is hit E!
This cow is running from our bush.
And our AD with no wards wants to push.
Oooh.
Oooh. And they kind of suck.

[Chorus]

I just wanna I just wanna know
If you're gonna if you're gonna stay.
I just gotta, I just gotta go.
I can't Baron, I can't Baron any other way.
I swear she's trying to get sheen.
Closest thing to AD carry our team's ever seen.

[Chorus x 3]
Track Name: Gold Ain't Even
I'm still alive but I'm barely fleeing.
I stayed too long and they caught me b'ing.
But I gotta try to last hit, need 'em.
'Cause when support takes kills the gold ain't even.

Her best plays will be some of my worst.
'Cause she's got a plan that's gonna put her first.
I die right away she's no trouble 'spreein'.
'Cause when support takes kills the gold ain't even.

What am I s'pose to do when the best part of kills just went to you?
And what am I s'posed to say when I wait to respawn while you're okay?
Now I'm fallin' in CS. I'm fallin' in CS.

My bad plays happen for a reason.
But no wise words gonna stop the feedin'.
'Cause our team won while I'm still grievin'.
'Cause when support takes kills the gold ain't even.

What am I s'pose to do when the best part of kills just went to you?
And what am I s'posed to say when I get no assists, you get kills all day?
Now I'm fallin' in CS. I'm fallin' in CS.

You did your part and my part, you carried the game,
You took the glory I took the flame,
Now I'm tryin' to feel good 'bout the LP I gained,
But you made me feel so dumb, kills zero deaths eight.

I'm still alive but I'm barely fleeing.
I stayed too long and they caught me b'ing.
But I gotta try to last hit, need 'em.
'Cause when support takes kills the gold ain't even.
Track Name: All the Right Wards
All the right wards in all the right places
Oh yeah, they throw 'em down.
They got all the right moves and all the game's aces
So yeah, we're goin' down.

We paint a picture of a perfect team,
We're all OP, we got CC, we're gonna roll 'em.
But though our champs are strong we all did something wrong:
Nobody warded no matter how much I told 'em.
And all the champs they picked
Makes anybody sick:
Karma, Evelyn, Sejuani, Heimer, Twitch.
But even though their champs are bad,
It makes me really mad,
They always get dragon and gank without a hitch.

They got
All the right wards in all the right places
Oh yeah, they throw 'em down.
They got all the right moves and all the game's aces
So yeah, we're goin' down.
Everybody knows, everybody knows where we're goin',
Oh yeah, we're goin' down.
I said, Everybody knows, somehow they all know where we're goin',
Yeah, we're goin' down.

Do you think we'll make it?
Do you think we'll win?
We haven't had a single gank that worked out.
Between good map control,
And their great support,
I think it's reasonable now to feel doubt.
And when we try to counter-ward,
They had a secret stored:
They pop an oracle's elixir for sight.
Then when they've made we can't see,
You know it had to be,
Now they got Baron! Y'know, this just ain't right.

*Chorus*

It don't matter what we see,
They're ahead by 23
Kills and haven't died at all.
It don't matter what I say,
They won't do it anyway,
Using no wards wasn't my call.

*Chorus*
Track Name: Laning Together
Imagine me and Lu, I do,
I think that bottom lane was made for me and you.
I see better whe my eyes are closed, and so do you,
We're laning together.

And if they come to gank, in ranked,
You know I'll just lay down my shrooms and you'll make me zoom,
And if somehow they make it through, it's their own doom,
We'll poke them forever.

I can't see me lane with nobody but you
We got all our life!
When you buff me baby the lane's filled with shrooms
We got all our life!

Me and Lu, Lulu and Me,
No matter how they pick their champs, they soon will see
My toxic shots with pix attacks are so OP.
We're laning together.

I can't see me lane with nobody but you,
We got all our life!
When you buff me baby the lane's filled with shrooms
We got all our life!


Me and Lu, we're so devine,
We cripple them you slow them down, I make them blind,
And when they chase they can't catch up, they hit my mines,
A useless endeavor.

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-Baron Now
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-Baron's Ours

Me and Lu, Lulu and Me,
No matter who they send our way, they soon will see,
That bottom lane belong to us, Lulu and me,
We're laning together

We're so strong together
Where went your tower?
We're OP together.
We'll sustain forever.
We'll outlane whoever
So happy together.